Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Barkers Easter Challenge destroyed, completely and utterly destroyed.

Barkers Easter Challenge

HAVE AN EASTER challenge for Christians. My challenge is simply this: tell me what happened on Easter. I am not asking for proof. My straightforward request is merely that Christians tell me exactly what happened on the day that their most important doctrine was born.

Believers should eagerly take up this challenge, since without the resurrection, there is no Christianity. Paul wrote, "And if Christ be not risen, then is our preaching vain, and your faith is also vain. Yea, and we are found false witnesses of God; because we have testified of God that he raised up Christ: whom he raised not up, if so be that the dead rise not." (I Corinthians 15:14-15)

The conditions of the challenge are simple and reasonable. In each of the four Gospels, begin at Easter morning and read to the end of the book: Matthew 28, Mark 16, Luke 24, and John 20-21. Also read Acts 1:3-12 and Paul's tiny version of the story in I Corinthians 15:3-8. These 165 verses can be read in a few moments. Then, without omitting a single detail from these separate accounts, write a simple, chronological narrative of the events between the resurrection and the ascension: what happened first, second, and so on; who said what, when; and where these things happened.

Since the gospels do not always give precise times of day, it is permissible to make educated guesses. The narrative does not have to pretend to present a perfect picture--it only needs to give at least one plausible account of all of the facts. Additional explanation of the narrative may be set apart in parentheses. The important condition to the challenge, however, is that not one single biblical detail be omitted. Fair enough?

I have tried this challenge myself. I failed.
It doesn't surprise me that he has failed, not one bit, here are the answers to his questions.


What time did the women visit the tomb?

  • Matthew: "as it began to dawn" (28:1)
  • Mark: "very early in the morning . . . at the rising of the sun" (16:2, KJV); "when the sun had risen" (NRSV); "just after sunrise" (NIV)
  • Luke: "very early in the morning" (24:1, KJV) "at early dawn" (NRSV)
  • John: "when it was yet dark" (20:1)

The women went to the tomb at dawn; they were actually at the tomb at sunrise.

Who were the women?

  • Matthew: Mary Magdalene and the other Mary (28:1)
  • Mark: Mary Magdalene, the mother of James, and Salome (16:1)
  • Luke: Mary Magdalene, Joanna, Mary the mother of James, and other women (24:10)
  • John: Mary Magdalene (20:1)


Mary Magdalene, Mary mother of James, Salome, Joanna, and other women, basically everyone listed in Barkers question was there.

What was their purpose?

  • Matthew: to see the tomb (28:1)
  • Mark: had already seen the tomb (15:47), brought spices (16:1)
  • Luke: had already seen the tomb (23:55), brought spices (24:1)
  • John: the body had already been spiced before they arrived (19:39,40)


To anoint the body of Christ with spices, Barker is being dishonest here. By his logic, a widow should not throw flowers on her dead husband’s body if other people have put flowers on it before she did. Considering the fact that Jesus’ mother was there, it is entirely plausible a distraught mother would want to personally anoint her own son with spices.

Mark 16

1When the Sabbath was over, Mary Magdalene, Mary the mother of James, and Salome bought spices so that they might go to anoint Jesus' body.

Was the tomb open when they arrived?

  • Matthew: No (28:2)
  • Mark: Yes (16:4)
  • Luke: Yes (24:2)
  • John: Yes (20:1)

No. Mark, Luke, and John must be read with Matthew in consideration. Matthew states the angel moved the rock, mark, luke, and john merely assume the reader has read Matthew already. See my narrative for an in depth explanation.

Who was at the tomb when they arrived?

  • Matthew: One angel (28:2-7)
  • Mark: One young man (16:5)
  • Luke: Two men (24:4)
  • John: Two angels (20:12)


This is Barker revealing either his ignorance of Christianity, or his intellectual dishonesty. Considering the fact he was a pastor for around X amount of years, my bet is on the ladder. In any case, it was two angels. Angels look like men and in the bible are often confused for men. As a pastor for 16 years barker should know this. See my narrative for an in depth explanation.

Where were these messengers situated?

  • Matthew: Angel sitting on the stone (28:2)
  • Mark: Young man sitting inside, on the right (16:5)
  • Luke: Two men standing inside (24:4)
  • John: Two angels sitting on each end of the bed (20:12)

Barker has allowed no room for real life scenarios here(assuming angels are real). Angels, just like every other living being, move around. The angel in Matthew moved from heaven to the tomb. Angels move. Where were they situated? They were situated in all of those positions.

What did the messenger(s) say?

  • Matthew: "Fear not ye: for I know that ye seek Jesus, which was crucified. He is not here for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead: and, behold, he goeth before you into Galilee; there shall ye see him: lo, I have told you." (28:5-7)
  • Mark: "Be not afrighted: Ye seek Jesus of Nazareth, which was crucified: he is risen; he is not here: behold the place where they laid him. But go your way, tell his disciples and Peter that he goeth before you into Galilee: there shall ye see him, as he said unto you." (16:6-7)
  • Luke: "Why seek ye the living among the dead? He is not here, but is risen: remember how he spake unto you when he was yet in Galilee, Saying, The Son of man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, and be crucified, and the third day rise again." (24:5-7)
  • John: "Woman, why weepest thou?" (20:13)

It was a group of women. One angel was talking to one part of the group, the other angel was talking to the other. The women had trouble remembering or understanding (or both) the message so both of the angels reiterated the message. John happened at a completely different time than the other accounts, when Mary came back to the tomb. Matthew Mark and Luke describe the initial entry.

Did the women tell what happened?

  • Matthew: Yes (28:8)
  • Mark: No. "Neither said they any thing to any man." (16:8)
  • Luke: Yes. "And they returned from the tomb and told all these things to the eleven, and to all the rest." (24:9, 22-24)
  • John: Yes (20:18)

Yes. The women split up. Mary Magdalene went to get Peter and the other women went to go talk to the other disciples. Jesus appeared to the group of women lifting their fear.

9Suddenly Jesus met them. "Greetings," he said. They came to him, clasped his feet and worshiped him. 10Then Jesus said to them, "Do not be afraid. Go and tell my brothers to go to Galilee; there they will see me

Mary Magdalene however was not in the group, and was not ‘too scared’ to say anything to anyone.

When Mary returned from the tomb, did she know Jesus had been resurrected?

  • Matthew: Yes (28:7-8)
  • Mark: Yes (16:10,11)
  • Luke: Yes (24:6-9,23)
  • John: No (20:2)

No. As I said the women split up, Mary was not among the group that saw Jesus.

When did Mary first see Jesus?

  • Matthew: Before she returned to the disciples (28:9)
  • Mark: Before she returned to the disciples (16:9,10)
  • John: After she returned to the disciples (20:2,14)

Neither of those options, Mary saw Jesus after she talked to 2 disciples, and before she talked to the rest of them. The word disciples does not mean the entire group.

Could Jesus be touched after the resurrection?

  • Matthew: Yes (28:9)
  • John: No (20:17), Yes (20:27)

Yes. Jesus just told Mary not to touch Him. That is not evidence that Jesus could not be touched, just evidence He didn’t want Mary to touch Him. There’s a difference. John is not saying Jesus can’t be touched, John is saying that Jesus told Mary not to touch Him. Can’t be touched and telling a specific person not to touch Him are 2 different things.

After the women, to whom did Jesus first appear?

  • Matthew: Eleven disciples (28:16)
  • Mark: Two disciples in the country, later to eleven (16:12,14)
  • Luke: Two disciples in Emmaus, later to eleven (24:13,36)
  • John: Ten disciples (Judas and Thomas were absent) (20:19, 24)
  • Paul: First to Cephas (Peter), then to the twelve. (Twelve? Judas was dead). (I Corinthians 15:5)

Jesus appeared the 2 men in the country. I don’t know where barker gets off saying they are disciples. No accounts call them disciples, could they be disciples? Its possible and plausible, however it is also possible and plausible they are not disciples.

Where did Jesus first appear to the disciples?

  • Matthew: On a mountain in Galilee (60-100 miles away) (28:16-17)
  • Mark: To two in the country, to eleven "as they sat at meat" (16:12,14)
  • Luke: In Emmaus (about seven miles away) at evening, to the rest in a room in Jerusalem later that night. (24:31, 36)
  • John: In a room, at evening (20:19)

In a room in the evening. This is Barker being intellectually dishonest again. Each of those appearances are described as ‘appearances’ none of the appearances barker listed are described as first appearances. Of course there had to be a first appearance, but each appearance listed by Barker can be a first appearance.

Did the disciples believe the two men?

  • Mark: No (16:13)
  • Luke: Yes (24:34--it is the group speaking here, not the two)

No. There isn’t even a reaction described by the group. Mark said no, luke does not give a reaction.

What happened at the appearance?

  • Matthew: Disciples worshipped, some doubted, "Go preach." (28:17-20)
  • Mark: Jesus reprimanded them, said "Go preach" (16:14-19)
  • Luke: Christ incognito, vanishing act, materialized out of thin air, reprimand, supper (24:13-51)
  • John: Passed through solid door, disciples happy, Jesus blesses them, no reprimand (21:19-23)

These are each individual appearances.

Did Jesus stay on earth for a while?

  • Mark: No (16:19) Compare 16:14 with John 20:19 to show that this was all done on Sunday
  • Luke: No (24:50-52) It all happened on Sunday
  • John: Yes, at least eight days (20:26, 21:1-22)
  • Acts: Yes, at least forty days (1:3)

Jesus was on earth for 40 days. Mark and Luke do not state it all happened on Sunday, not to mention that if Jesus was on earth for 40 days, then he was on earth for at least 8.

Where did the ascension take place?

  • Matthew: No ascension. Book ends on mountain in Galilee
  • Mark: In or near Jerusalem, after supper (16:19)
  • Luke: In Bethany, very close to Jerusalem, after supper (24:50-51)
  • John: No ascension
  • Paul: No ascension
  • Acts: Ascended from Mount of Olives (1:9-12)

Mount of Olives, which is very close the Bethany. Also barker is being dishonest again. Luke says the outskirts of Bethany, not in it.


Here is the narrative as well;

Narrative

Mary Magdalene, Mary mother of James, Salome, Joanna and the other women(i) went to the tomb of Jesus to anoint His body with spices(ii) at dawn. Just after sunrise(iii), they were on their way to the tomb and they asked each other, "Who will roll the stone away from the entrance of the tomb?" There was a violent earthquake, for an angel of the Lord came down from heaven and, going to the tomb, rolled back the stone and sat on it. His appearance was like lightning, and his clothes were white as snow. The guards were so afraid of him that they shook and became like dead men. The women seeing the stone moved entered the tomb(iv) and did not see the body of Jesus(v). While they were wondering what was going on they saw an angel sitting on the right side and they were alarmed. Suddenly the 2 angels(vi) (vii)stood beside them. In their fright the women bowed down with their faces to the ground.

One angel said "Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he lay. Then go quickly and tell his disciples: 'He has risen from the dead and is going ahead of you into Galilee. There you will see him.' Now I have told you." And the other angel said "Don't be alarmed," he said. "You are looking for Jesus the Nazarene, who was crucified. He has risen! He is not here. See the place where they laid him. But go, tell his disciples and Peter, 'He is going ahead of you into Galilee. There you will see him, just as he told you.' Because the women had trouble remembering and understanding the message the angels reiterated the message together saying “Why do you look for the living among the dead? He is not here; he has risen! Remember how he told you, while he was still with you in Galilee: 'The Son of Man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, be crucified and on the third day be raised again.’” (viii)

So the women left trembling, feeling bewildered, afraid and joyful(ix), however Mary Magdalene was not among the group. The women split up with Mary going to tell Peter while the other women ran to tell the other disciples(x). Mary mother of James, Salome and Joanna fled from the tomb trembling, bewildered, not saying anything to anyone because they were afraid (xi). Mary Magdalene ran to Peter and the other disciple, the one Jesus loved, and said, "They have taken the Lord out of the tomb, and we don't know where they have put him!"

So Peter and the other disciple ran to the tom with the other disciple outrunning Peter getting to the tomb first. He bent over and looked in at the strips of linen lying there but did not go in. Then Peter got there and went into the tomb. He saw the strips of linen lying and the burial cloth that had been around Jesus' head. The cloth was folded up by itself, separate from the linen. Finally the other disciple, who had reached the tomb first, also went inside. He saw and believed (They still did not understand from Scripture that Jesus had to rise from the dead.)

Then the disciples went home and Mary was still outside of the tomb crying, while she was crying she bent over to look at the tomb and saw thetwo angels in white, seated where Jesus' body had been, one at the head and the other at the foot. The angels asked her why she was crying. Mary told them they have taken her Lord away and she did not know why put him. Then she turned around and saw Jesus standing there, but she did not realize it was Jesus. Jesus said "Woman, why are you crying? Who is it you are looking for?"
Mary thinking he was the gardener said, "Sir, if you have carried him away, tell me where he is, and I will get him."

Then Jesus said, "Mary." And Mary turned him and cried out in Aramaic, "Rabboni!" (which means Teacher).

Jesus said, "Do not hold on to me, for I have not yet returned to the Father. Go instead to my brothers and tell them, 'I am returning to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.' " Mary Magdalene went to the disciples with the news: "I have seen the Lord!"(xii) While this was happening the other women were still fleeing the tomb, and suddenly Jesus appeared and said "Greetings.” The women came to him, clasped his feet and worshiped him. Then Jesus said to them, "Do not be afraid. Go and tell my brothers to go to Galilee; there they will see me." Now, unafraid they ran to tell the disciples(xi) (xiii)with Mary Magdalene arriving around the same time Salome, Joanna, Mary the mother of James and the other women. The disciples did not believe them because their words were like nonsense.

While the women were on their way, some of the guards went into the city and reported to the chief priests everything that had happened. When the chief priests had met with the elders and devised a plan, they gave the soldiers a large sum of money, telling them, "You are to say, 'His disciples came during the night and stole him away while we were asleep.' If this report gets to the governor, we will satisfy him and keep you out of trouble." So the soldiers took the money and did as they were instructed. And this story has been widely circulated among the Jews to this very day. (xiv)

After the women had told the disciples about what happened at the tomb, Jesus appeared in a different form to 2 of them while they were walking in the country going to a village called Emmaus, about seven miles from Jerusalem. They were talking with each other about everything that had happened and as they talked and discussed these things with each other, Jesus himself came up and walked along with them; but they were kept from recognizing him.

He asked them, "What are you discussing together as you walk along?"

They stood still, their faces downcast. One of them, named Cleopas, asked him, "Are you only a visitor to Jerusalem and do not know the things that have happened there in these days?"

"What things?" he asked.

"About Jesus of Nazareth," they replied. "He was a prophet, powerful in word and deed before God and all the people. The chief priests and our rulers handed him over to be sentenced to death, and they crucified him; but we had hoped that he was the one who was going to redeem Israel. And what is more, it is the third day since all this took place. In addition, some of our women amazed us. They went to the tomb early this morning but didn't find his body. They came and told us that they had seen a vision of angels, who said he was alive. Then some of our companions went to the tomb and found it just as the women had said, but him they did not see."

He said to them, "How foolish you are, and how slow of heart to believe all that the prophets have spoken! Did not the Christ have to suffer these things and then enter his glory?" And beginning with Moses and all the Prophets, he explained to them what was said in all the Scriptures concerning himself.

As they approached the village to which they were going, Jesus acted as if he were going farther. But they urged him strongly, "Stay with us, for it is nearly evening; the day is almost over." So he went in to stay with them.

When he was at the table with them, he took bread, gave thanks, broke it and began to give it to them. Then their eyes were opened and they recognized him, and he disappeared from their sight. They asked each other, "Were not our hearts burning within us while he talked with us on the road and opened the Scriptures to us?"

They got up and returned at once to Jerusalem. There they found the Eleven and those with them, assembled together and saying, "It is true! The Lord has risen and has appeared to Simon."(xxx) Then the two told what had happened on the way, and how Jesus was recognized by them when he broke the bread but they did not believe them either(xv).

While they were still talking, Jesus himself stood among them and said to them, "Peace be with you."

They were startled and frightened, thinking they saw a ghost. He said to them, "Why are you troubled, and why do doubts rise in your minds? Look at my hands and my feet. It is I myself! Touch me and see; a ghost does not have flesh and bones, as you see I have."

When he had said this, he showed them his hands and feet. And while they still did not believe it because of joy and amazement, he asked them, "Do you have anything here to eat?" They gave him a piece of broiled fish, and he took it and ate it in their presence.

He said to them, "This is what I told you while I was still with you: Everything must be fulfilled that is written about me in the Law of Moses, the Prophets and the Psalms."

Then he opened their minds so they could understand the Scriptures. He told them, "This is what is written: The Christ will suffer and rise from the dead on the third day, and repentance and forgiveness of sins will be preached in his name to all nations, beginning at Jerusalem. You are witnesses of these things. I am going to send you what my Father has promised; but stay in the city until you have been clothed with power from on high." Again Jesus said, "Peace be with you! As the Father has sent me, I am sending you." And with that he breathed on them and said, "Receive the Holy Spirit. If you forgive anyone his sins, they are forgiven; if you do not forgive them, they are not forgiven."(xvi)

While he was eating with them He gave them this command "Do not leave Jerusalem, but wait for the gift my Father promised, which you have heard me speak about. For John baptized withwater, but in a few days you will be baptized with the Holy Spirit."(xvii)

Now Thomas, one of the Twelve, was not with the disciples when Jesus came. So the other disciples told him, "We have seen the Lord!"
But he said to them, "Unless I see the nail marks in his hands and put my finger where the nails were, and put my hand into his side, I will not believe it."

A week later his disciples were in the house again, and Thomas was with them. Though the doors were locked, Jesus came and stood among them and said, "Peace be with you!" Then he said to Thomas, "Put your finger here; see my hands. Reach out your hand and put it into my side. Stop doubting and believe."

Thomas said to him, "My Lord and my God!"

Then Jesus told him, "Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed." (xviii) (xxx)

After that, He appeared to more than 500 of the brothers at the same time(xix)(xxx), then to James(xx)(xxx). Then the disciples went to Galilee, to the mountain where Jesus had told them to go(xxi). Afterward Jesus appeared again to his disciples, by the Sea of Tiberias. Simon Peter, Thomas, Nathanael from Cana in Galilee, the sons of Zebedee, and two other disciples were together. "I'm going out to fish," Simon Peter told them, and they said, "We'll go with you." So they went out and got into the boat, but that night they caught nothing.

Early in the morning, Jesus stood on the shore, but the disciples did not realize that it was Jesus.

He called out to them, "Friends, haven't you any fish?"

"No," they answered.

He said, "Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some." When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish.

Then the disciple whom Jesus loved said to Peter, "It is the Lord!" As soon as Simon Peter heard him say, "It is the Lord," he wrapped his outer garment around him (for he had taken it off) and jumped into the water. The other disciples followed in the boat, towing the net full of fish, for they were not far from shore, about a hundred yards. When they landed, they saw a fire of burning coals there with fish on it, and some bread.

Jesus said to them, "Bring some of the fish you have just caught."

Simon Peter climbed aboard and dragged the net ashore. It was full of large fish, 153, but even with so many the net was not torn. Jesus said to them, "Come and have breakfast." None of the disciples dared ask him, "Who are you?" They knew it was the Lord. Jesus came, took the bread and gave it to them, and did the same with the fish. This was now the third time Jesus appeared to his disciples after he was raised from the dead (xxii). When they had finished eating, Jesus said to Simon Peter, "Simon son of John, do you truly love me more than these?"

"Yes, Lord," he said, "you know that I love you."

Jesus said, "Feed my lambs."

Again Jesus said, "Simon son of John, do you truly love me?"

He answered, "Yes, Lord, you know that I love you."

Jesus said, "Take care of my sheep."

The third time he said to him, "Simon son of John, do you love me?"

Peter was hurt because Jesus asked him the third time, "Do you love me?"

He said, "Lord, you know all things; you know that I love you."

Jesus said, "Feed my sheep. I tell you the truth, when you were younger you dressed yourself and went where you wanted; but when you are old you will stretch out your hands, and someone else will dress you and lead you where you do not want to go." Jesus said this to indicate the kind of death by which Peter would glorify God. Then he said to him, "Follow me!"

Peter turned and saw that the disciple whom Jesus loved was following them. (This was the one who had leaned back against Jesus at the supper and had said, "Lord, who is going to betray you?") When Peter saw him, he asked, "Lord, what about him?"

Jesus answered, "If I want him to remain alive until I return, what is that to you? You must follow me."

Because of this, the rumor spread among the brothers that this disciple would not die. But Jesus did not say that he would not die; he only said, "If I want him to remain alive until I return, what is that to you?" (xxiii)

After Jesus reinstated Peter the disciples saw him and they worshiped him; but some doubted. Then Jesus came to them and said, "All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age."(xxiv) Then Jesus led them out to the vicinity of Bethany. When he had led them out to the vicinity of Bethany, he lifted up his hands and blessed them.(xxv)

He said to them, "Go into all the world and preach the good news to all creation. Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned. And these signs will accompany those who believe: In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in new tongues; they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all; they will place their hands on sick people, and they will get well."

So when they met together(xxx), they asked him, "Lord, are you at this time going to restore the kingdom to Israel?"

He said to them: "It is not for you to know the times or dates the Father has set by his own authority. But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you; and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth."

While he was blessing them, he was taken into heaven and after he had spoken he was taken up before their very eyes, and a cloud hid him from their sight, he was taken into heaven and sat at the right hand of God. (xxvi)

They were looking intently up into the sky as he was going, when suddenly two men dressed in white stood beside them. "Men of Galilee," they said, "why do you stand here looking into the sky? This same Jesus, who has been taken from you into heaven, will come back in the same way you have seen him go into heaven." Then the disciples worshiped Him and returned to Jerusalem from the hill called the Mount of Olives, a Sabbaths day’s walk from the city with great joy, and they stayed continually at the temple, praising God.(xxvii) Then the disciples preached everywhere, and the Lord worked with them and confirmed His words by the signs that accompanied it. (xxviii) Then Jesus appeared to Paul. (xxix)

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3 comments:

James said...

Dan Barker is a complete and utter idiot. Thank you for this.

Flute said...

It's funny how far you have to stretch to attempt to line up the accounts. :-)

Theological Discourse said...

Hilarious flute, what you call stretching others might call not stretching. Tomato, tomahto, Whatever you want to say to make yourself feel better. Now you can either find an error in what I wrote, or continue to not engage and wave your pom poms on the side lines.