Wednesday, July 1, 2009
It will be stupid.
I am calling it, the GI Joe movie will be stupid, the CGI will be corny, the plot and story will follow suit. I am predicting it will be along the lines of Wolverine or Resident evil 2. Marlyn Waynes? Joseph Gordon-Levitt as COBRA COMMANDER? give me a break.
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Wolverine: Stupid and ill-advised
Transformers II: Stupid and racist
Terminator IV: Stupid and noisy
How do McG, Micheal Bay and whoever the Hell directed Wolverine get work?!
GI Joe will, inevitably, also be stupid.
I agree with you regarding Wolverine and Terminator but I actually liked transformers 2. Being black I didn't think it was any more racist than Happy Feet or Gears of War was.
You didn't think the Twins were unnecessarily ghetto? I'm pretty sure one of them had a gold tooth!
And what was with the little remote-controlled car humping Fox's leg?
And what was with the old 'English' Decepticon defector who should have been called Expositionator or Ploticus Prime or something.
And what was with the pointless roommate who ended up following them everywhere?
And how useless was the Fallen once he got into action?
And and and....man that film annoyed me! Ok, the animation is awesome and the fight scenes (the one in the woods, in particular) were incredible. But the story! It just ruins it all.
/rant
Stop it with the spoilers :P I'm such a nerd, I freaked out when I heard them transform the first time. I thought that was the coolest sound in a cartoon LOL. I was also upset that Bumblebee wasn't a VW Beetle and wasn't megatron a Gun?
I might go see 2 this weekend... and yeah I was disappointed with Wolverine the only thing I thought made sense was shooting him in the head to cause the memory loss... but I think Prof X would have had a clue about the fact the memories were not suppressed they were nonexistent... and they coulda made Gambit a little cooler :P and who did Patrick Stewart's make up, he looked like he was made of rubber. And wouldn't Sabertooth have recognized or acknowledged Wolverine as his brother in the other movies? I do think the actor makes a good Wolverine though
Sorry, slightly off topic but I was never into GI Joe but I think I can agree, it will probably suck
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